subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You’re the best! Summer is coming… so it’s time to take the next few months to prepare for BIKINI SEASON!! Sure, you boozed it up after work last night! Sure, you got the taco platter with the beans and rice and ate it well after midnight! Luckily, you’re not a Gremlin. And sure, you drank the rest of that bottle of wine that’s been hanging out in the fridge since last Thursday! Hey, life is short and you’re pushing 30! Time to live a little… but no worries about that waistline because you’ve got a secret weapon. You decided that you are going to….TAKE THE STAIRS!!! No more escalators or elevators for you. You are gonna climb that winter weight right off. That one time you went to the gym during your 6 month membership, you saw people on a Stairmasters, right??? This is just as good and you don’t have to pay 800 bucks. Sure, by the time you get to the top you’ll have these following symptoms: 1. Chest of Flame : A feeling that your lungs set themselves on fire and the smoke is climbing to your chest cavity. 2. Wobbly Legs : Legs feel a bit numb and a bit unstable. Almost as if they were asleep, which is funny because tomorrow when you wake up you will be walking like THIS GUY! 3. Sweat Stacks : You’ll be covered in a layer of sweat, that for some reason smells like cigarettes, and there is no better way to enter the office than to look like you are coming off heroin. And that’s enough exercise for this week! See ya later, stairs! *** Thanks to Price M. from San Francisco (SF not Frisco, learned that the hard way!) for sending in this picture! Stay fit & Keep on Douchin’ ***

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You’re the best!

Summer is coming… so it’s time to take the next few months to prepare for BIKINI SEASON!! Sure, you boozed it up after work last night! Sure, you got the taco platter with the beans and rice and ate it well after midnight! Luckily, you’re not a Gremlin. And sure, you drank the rest of that bottle of wine that’s been hanging out in the fridge since last Thursday! Hey, life is short and you’re pushing 30! Time to live a little… but no worries about that waistline because you’ve got a secret weapon.

You decided that you are going to….TAKE THE STAIRS!!! No more escalators or elevators for you. You are gonna climb that winter weight right off. That one time you went to the gym during your 6 month membership, you saw people on a Stairmasters, right??? This is just as good and you don’t have to pay 800 bucks. Sure, by the time you get to the top you’ll have these following symptoms:

1. Chest of Flame : A feeling that your lungs set themselves on fire and the smoke is climbing to your chest cavity.

2. Wobbly Legs : Legs feel a bit numb and a bit unstable. Almost as if they were asleep, which is funny because tomorrow when you wake up you will be walking like THIS GUY!

3. Sweat Stacks : You’ll be covered in a layer of sweat, that for some reason smells like cigarettes, and there is no better way to enter the office than to look like you are coming off heroin.

And that’s enough exercise for this week! See ya later, stairs!

*** Thanks to Price M. from San Francisco (SF not Frisco, learned that the hard way!) for sending in this picture! Stay fit & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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