peculiar-tune:

Tompkins: “Aw peas, momkins. I don’t need a babysitter. I can watch baby timkins while you go out prospecting for future ex-husbands.”
Momkins: “Whatevs little man. You can’t even take care of your own virtual pet.” 

My ex killed my Tamagotchi like this once. I gave him the thing to babysit and he made it join the ‘clean plate club’. Probably for the best that we never reproduced.

peculiar-tune:

Tompkins: “Aw peas, momkins. I don’t need a babysitter. I can watch baby timkins while you go out prospecting for future ex-husbands.”

Momkins: “Whatevs little man. You can’t even take care of your own virtual pet.” 

My ex killed my Tamagotchi like this once. I gave him the thing to babysit and he made it join the ‘clean plate club’. Probably for the best that we never reproduced.

(Source: thoughts-and-melodies, via fyeahteengirlsquad)